rickate-kateick-caskett:

How do people not love this show?!?!

mitchlions:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(slow clapping) I am seriously impressed.

"I was cutting the clothes off of her at her screen test. Has nothing to do with why she got the part." 

Josh needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of him. Someone to laugh at his jokes, in case he ever makes any. Then suddenly… Oh, my God! l love Josh. I am majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh!

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.

Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

squireofgeekdom:

timelessmulder:

nataliedormere:

natalie dormer and dane dehaan playing equally murderous rich twins

 #I LITERALLY SQUEALED HOWEVER #MAY I RAISE YOU THIS: #LUPITA NYONG’O AND ANTHONY MACKIE

LUPITA NYONG’O AND ANTHONY MACKIE AS THE TWIN PRIVATE DETECTIVES HIRED TO CATCH NATALIE DORMER AND DANE DEHAAN

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

bipetual:

illegally downloading things

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suhamakitten:

peanut—buddha:

Everyone on this show has a nice level of sassiness and I love it.