today in class i was putting on lip balm and this guy said “no matter how much makeup you put on you’ll still be ugly” so i just looked at him and said “no matter how much you act like a dick yours won’t get any bigger”
Cobie and Neil : Dancing at Comic Con
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
"Ted has Alzheimer’s and that’s why he showed up to Robin’s house with the blue French horn, he thought it was the year 2005. Robin calls Tracy to come pick him up, Ted does this every couple of nights." (By Anonymous)
This is all kinds of perfect, but also terrible because there are way too many emotions happening right now.